What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.