What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.