They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
2.23 in change.
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Pamperspired.
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
