What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.