Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Fish
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do