Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Let's go ride our bikes.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
