How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .