What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.