How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.