How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.