How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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They're never late...

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Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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The bear minimum

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Change !

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.