What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !