What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.