What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !