What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!