What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.