What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!