A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because they always take things, literally.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
Two days seems like a long time.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Their peckers are on their heads.
He can never find the Loki.
What are your Hemsworth?
A reptile dysfunction
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
