Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.