Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.