Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.