Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.