What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace