What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Weaver Jokes More Weaver Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Cape Jokes More Cape Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?