How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger