How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.