How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!