B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
You break it up.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Because they crack under pressure.
Tuba glue.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None. They just move out of the house.
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
His amp.
