How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.