How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.