How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)