Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.