Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.