Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.