Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.