Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Mint conditioner.

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.