Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.