Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.