Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.