Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.