Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.