Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Because he was a kami!

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.