Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.