Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.