What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.