What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank