What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.