What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.