What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats