What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.