Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.