Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.