Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.