Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!