Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan