Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!