Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes