Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*