What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ?

Badger cookies !

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!