What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Badger Jokes More Badger Jokes

Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ?

Badger cookies !

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!