How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING