How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.