What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text