What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What joke?

Exactly".

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!