What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!