HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
They know how to work under the hood!
So he could go to Otter Space.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
MOOOOOO!!!!
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
SINGLE
A bilingual chicken
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.