What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Interrupt Cow Jokes More Interrupt Cow Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text