What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!