Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver