What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

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Bar tender

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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You're about to meet da-feet!

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An impasta

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So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives