Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

N Jokes More N Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."