Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.