Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y