Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

N Jokes More N Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice