Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

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cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor