Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.