Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"