Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.