Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'