Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.