What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm