What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!