What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.