What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.