How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh