How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.