How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.