How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"