How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!