How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.