How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it