How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.