Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.