Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.