What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!