What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Count Dracula."

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!