What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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Starbucks

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Starbucks

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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The world's slowest vampire.

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."