What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."