Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Yeah.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.