How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Eyebrow Jokes More Eyebrow Jokes

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.