What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D