What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why are pills white?

Because they work.