What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D