Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.