Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.