What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)