What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.