What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels