What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !