What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY