What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.