What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.