How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.