How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........