How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk