How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.