Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood