Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Black Magician Jokes More Black Magician Jokes

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic