Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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They keep telling me to stop asking...

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He isn't very App-y

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He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

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