See if she'll perform black magic.
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Black magic doesn't work.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Because freedom rings
WHO-DINI
Because magic is stupid.
Ones in a cup
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
A: Space. The final frontier..........
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
They join weight witches.
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!
Because she had a frog in her throat.