Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.