What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

How do you get a witch pregnant?

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.