What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr