What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!