What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!