Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)