Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!