Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.