Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
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Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
They have hollow weenies!
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
Because he has a hollow-weenie
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
He had a hollow-weenie
Because her husband had a hollow weenie
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Cause he has a Halloweenie
A: With a warlock.
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Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
The ones that are hot don't last as long
He has a hollow-weiner.
A shopping bag can carry a child.
She went to the battered women's shelter
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Kushie kushie koo
A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........
A witch with a blindfold !
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Get back in the ship, men!"