Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!