Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!