Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie