Isaac Newton died a virgin
The bread has more culture.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Her mother leaves.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
He was Cross-Fit.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
Because he was dead.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
