What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.