How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.