How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.