Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha